Sunday, October 19, 2008

Perhaps Don Would Like to Tell Us about His Book

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

And please let it be something more than "It's really effing long." ;)

Don said...

Well, he would LIKE to but he stopped on page 667 to read an entire other book. He will be restarting it tonight and will have a report soon. He is sure that report will include the words "it's really effing long."
(They say a sure sign of an out of control ego is referring to yourself in the third person. That annoys Don.)

Christine said...

I think it's the whole sports mentality--I'll bet Don never referred to himself in the third person before he became a big fantasy football guru.

Anonymous said...

I think it's rather appropos that the word "fantasy" was included in the same sentence as "Don" and "guru."

Anonymous said...

Yes, laugh it up. Now. Just wait until Don evolves past the restriction of a physical body and becomes pure energy. No wonder he's speaking in the third person; already his consciousness is beginning to split.

But then, I think we all saw that coming a long time ago.

Anonymous said...

I would like to leave the state of body and become "pure lolcat." Do you think that's possible?

Btw, I think Don is too "Dilbert" to become pure ENERGY...

Anonymous said...

That depends, Martha. Have you accepted Ceiling Cat as your personal savior? (Basement Cat only tells lies, and his side does not have cookies, so don't listen to them.)

And...uh, Don would totally order his minions to build a machine *for* him that would *transform* him into pure energy. Can we go with that?

Anonymous said...

hey Martha...speaking of lolcats...i was kind of dissappointed in the new cheezeburger book - it just didn't seem that funny - did you see it?

Anonymous said...

Erin, see, to ME, Ceiling Cat seems like a pervy voyeur whereas Basement Cat had an allure about him...so dark and sleek...maybe he DOES have cookies...in an unmarked box down there...

Sophia, I DID see it. I actually got a copy that my boss lovingly snatched for me from her superawesome book conference, so I got to read it before it hit the shelves! To me, since I read the website (zealot-religiously) it wasn't all-new, but more like visiting a friend that I stalk. So I was like, HEY!!! I remember that one! *explode giggle* Hey! I made you a cookie but I eated it!!! *explode giggle* Some were funnier than others, but I have to say, it lost a lot of context(?) being in book form than scrolly-vote for funny!-see the submission! form. Kind of like Disapproving Rabbits, or one can assume, any type of animal/internet phenomenom. I suppose it's only for the true fans out there. *sigh* I suppose it's not QUITE a Stuff On My Cat...or as I call it, the "quintessential stoner/cat book," or "what I always buy my brother's wife." :D

P.S. Sophia--If you're still interested in Dewey, I have a copy you can borrow :)

P.P.S. Damn you Erin, now I want cookies. Black-hearted Basement Cat cookies, cause those go best with coffee. Mmm.

Anonymous said...

That's what makes Basement Cat so dangerous! Its shiny coat...its soft and furry belly...must resist!

Spreading the craving for baked goods, one comment at a time. Yeeeess, my plan is in motion.